Racist Jokes *Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk*

by **AøE Hunt3r** Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:06 am

Originally posted by me at t2oclan.com. x)

Nigger Jokes:

Everyone should stop being racist . . racism should be a crime, and crime is for NIGGERS!

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!

I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!

What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!

by **AøE Hunt3r** Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:07 am

Spic Jokes:

What do you call four mexicans who can't swim?
Quatro Sinco

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!

How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff.

What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!

How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!

by **AøE Hunt3r** Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:08 am

Jew Jokes:

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw his gas bill

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

by **AøE Hunt3r** Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:09 am

Arab Jokes:

Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!

What's the difference between an American girl and an arab girl?
American girls get stoned before they commit adultery.

What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!

by **AøE Hunt3r** Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:09 am

Fag Jokes:

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?

Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

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Racist Jokes Disclaimer: if you are black, mexican, jewish, arabic, or a fag - enter at your own risk